http://fmylife.sblo.jp/ FMyLife を Bing Translator API と Google Language API で淡々と自動機械日本語訳させてみるよ。 ja http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss FMyLife を Bing Translator API と Google Language API で淡々と自動機械日本語訳させてみるよ。 FML no http://fmylife.sblo.jp/article/55956978.html Sun, 20 May 2012 05:03:49 +0900 Today, I was at the laundromat when a huge, tattoo-covered man wearing nothing but denim booty shorts and a wife-beater sat down beside me. He stared at me for a while, before telling me all about how I reminded him of his "first prison bit.. Today, I was at the laundromat when a huge, tattoo-covered man wearing nothing but denim booty shorts and a wife-beater sat down beside me. He stared at me for a while, before telling me all about how I reminded him of his "first prison bitch." FML ＜Bing Translator API翻訳＞
何も戦利品デニムパンツと、妻に暴力を振るうが着て、巨大な入れ墨に覆われた男は私の横に座って今日、コイン ランドリーでしました。彼はしばらく私がすべてをどのように私は彼彼の思い出したについて「最初刑務所雌」を伝える前私を見つめてFML

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]]> FMyLife FML http://fmylife.sblo.jp/article/55956975.html Sun, 20 May 2012 05:03:18 +0900 Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzba.. Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML ＜Bing Translator API翻訳＞
今日、私の夫および私は警官によって引かれました。彼は、彼定数おはぎ上、私たち以前の引数からまだ怒っていたと、警官と言ったときは 75、55 でやっていた、彼は反論、「ええ？私はあなたのお母さんの 75 最後の夜、毛玉でした。」1 チケットを払わなければなりません。FML

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]]> FMyLife FML http://fmylife.sblo.jp/article/55956973.html Sun, 20 May 2012 05:02:47 +0900 Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML＜Bing Translator API翻訳＞今日では、「私の体は美しい」私のセラピストは私を与えた t シャツに適合していません。FML＜Google Language API翻訳＞ Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML ＜Bing Translator API翻訳＞
今日では、「私の体は美しい」私のセラピストは私を与えた t シャツに適合していません。FML

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]]> FMyLife FML http://fmylife.sblo.jp/article/55956968.html Sun, 20 May 2012 05:02:17 +0900 Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML＜Bing Translator API翻訳＞今日、私の結婚式では、私の夫の酔って友人彼はあえてだったので、唯一の理由は私の夫および私がデートし始めた認めた。FML＜Google Language AP.. Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML ＜Bing Translator API翻訳＞
今日、私の結婚式では、私の夫の酔って友人彼はあえてだったので、唯一の理由は私の夫および私がデートし始めた認めた。FML

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]]> FMyLife FML http://fmylife.sblo.jp/article/55956965.html Sun, 20 May 2012 05:01:44 +0900 Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast... I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML＜Bing Translator API翻訳＞今日、私は早起きに出席するために必要な重要なチームのミ.. Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast... I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML ＜Bing Translator API翻訳＞
今日、私は早起きに出席するために必要な重要なチームのミーティングをしました。私は洗って変更、朝食を食べに座って.私はまた、分まで目が覚めたし、穀物で覆われています。FML

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]]> FMyLife FML http://fmylife.sblo.jp/article/55956964.html Sun, 20 May 2012 05:01:13 +0900 Today, before I went into surgery, the patient next to me just finished the same procedure I was going to get. As he woke up in the recovery area 10 feet away, I was getting my final prep before the operation. On my way into the operating r.. Today, before I went into surgery, the patient next to me just finished the same procedure I was going to get. As he woke up in the recovery area 10 feet away, I was getting my final prep before the operation. On my way into the operating room I was comforted by his screams of agonizing pain. FML ＜Bing Translator API翻訳＞
今日、私は手術室に行った前に、私の横に患者は私を取得するつもりだった、同じ手順を終えた。リカバリ領域 10 フィートの距離で目が覚めた、私は私の最終的な準備、操作の前になっていた。私の方法は、オペレーティング ルームには苦渋の痛みの彼の悲鳴が慰め。FML

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]]> FMyLife FML http://fmylife.sblo.jp/article/55956961.html Sun, 20 May 2012 05:00:42 +0900 Today, I thought I felt my baby kicking for the first time. After excitedly exclaiming this fact to the few people around me, I involuntarily let out the loudest fart. Not the baby kicking, just gas. FML＜Bing Translator API翻訳＞今日、初めてを蹴る私の赤ちゃ.. Today, I thought I felt my baby kicking for the first time. After excitedly exclaiming this fact to the few people around me, I involuntarily let out the loudest fart. Not the baby kicking, just gas. FML ＜Bing Translator API翻訳＞
今日、初めてを蹴る私の赤ちゃんを感じたと思った。この事実は、いくつかの人々 私の周りに興奮 exclaiming 後、私は思わずは、大きなおならをさせてください。ない赤ちゃんガスだけを蹴るします。FML

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]]> FMyLife FML http://fmylife.sblo.jp/article/55956955.html Sun, 20 May 2012 05:00:11 +0900 Today, my daughter's bed broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountains of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bed broke. FML＜Bing Translator API翻訳＞今日、私の娘のベッドを破った。被害を参照しようとすると、私は彼女の床に.. Today, my daughter's bed broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountains of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bed broke. FML ＜Bing Translator API翻訳＞
今日、私の娘のベッドを破った。被害を参照しようとすると、私は彼女の床に近い外観を取得置きます。コンドーム ボックスが下の山を見た。今なぜ、ベッドをした知っています。FML

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]]> FMyLife FML http://fmylife.sblo.jp/article/55942288.html Sat, 19 May 2012 05:03:49 +0900 Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML＜Bing Translator API翻訳＞今日では.. Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML ＜Bing Translator API翻訳＞
今日では、かなり大まかな一日を終えた後、私はいい、ホット シャワーが素晴らしいだろうことを決めた。10 分で、シャワー ヘッドどうやら、水の圧力はもう取ることができなかったし、それから飛んできて私の顔を殴りました。FML

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]]> FMyLife FML http://fmylife.sblo.jp/article/55942286.html Sat, 19 May 2012 05:03:18 +0900 Today, I started my job as one of those sign spinners. About an hour later, some people drove up, yelled, "Bitch, get off my corner," and threw water balloons at me. My boss made me keep working in the soaking wet outfit. FML＜Bing Translato.. Today, I started my job as one of those sign spinners. About an hour later, some people drove up, yelled, "Bitch, get off my corner," and threw water balloons at me. My boss made me keep working in the soaking wet outfit. FML ＜Bing Translator API翻訳＞
今日、私はそれらサイン紡績の 1 つとして私の仕事を開始。約 1 時間後、いくつかの人々 を行なった、叫んだ、「雌犬私のコーナーでは、下車」と水風船私に投げた。私の上司は私浸漬のぬれた服で作業を維持しました。FML

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]]> FMyLife FML http://fmylife.sblo.jp/article/55942283.html Sat, 19 May 2012 05:02:47 +0900 Today, I wanted to prank my roommate. So, I thought it would be funny to take all the toilet paper out of our bathroom. She thought it would be funny to wipe with my cashmere sweater. FML＜Bing Translator API翻訳＞今日、私は私のルームメイトをいたずらしたいと思う。そう、それ.. Today, I wanted to prank my roommate. So, I thought it would be funny to take all the toilet paper out of our bathroom. She thought it would be funny to wipe with my cashmere sweater. FML ＜Bing Translator API翻訳＞
今日、私は私のルームメイトをいたずらしたいと思う。そう、それおかしい私達の浴室のすべて、トイレット ペーパーを取るだろうと思った。彼女は、面白い私カシミヤ織のセーターを拭くだろうと思いました。FML

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]]> FMyLife FML http://fmylife.sblo.jp/article/55942280.html Sat, 19 May 2012 05:02:16 +0900 Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML＜Bing Translator API翻訳＞私は、今日、来て私のドアに「私はあなたの犬を食べる、コヨーテを見たが、過激な恐れていた」と言って隣人からメモ見つけるにはFML＜Google Language API翻.. Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML ＜Bing Translator API翻訳＞
私は、今日、来て私のドアに「私はあなたの犬を食べる、コヨーテを見たが、過激な恐れていた」と言って隣人からメモ見つけるにはFML

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]]> FMyLife FML http://fmylife.sblo.jp/article/55942278.html Sat, 19 May 2012 05:01:44 +0900 Today, I tried to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. I ended up vomiting chunks of burgers, all while bleeding from the nose and suffering throbbing testicles. I then had to clean it all up. FML＜Bing Translator API翻訳＞今日、シナモンのスプーンを飲み込むしようと思います。.. Today, I tried to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. I ended up vomiting chunks of burgers, all while bleeding from the nose and suffering throbbing testicles. I then had to clean it all up. FML ＜Bing Translator API翻訳＞
今日、シナモンのスプーンを飲み込むしようと思います。私はすべての鼻から出血とズキズキ睾丸を苦しみながらハンバーガーのチャンクを嘔吐を終了しました。それはすべてをきれいにして。FML

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]]> FMyLife FML http://fmylife.sblo.jp/article/55942276.html Sat, 19 May 2012 05:01:12 +0900 Today, I sat down on a chair after my very large boss sat on it all day. When I got up, my pants were damp. FML＜Bing Translator API翻訳＞非常に大規模な上司に一日中座ってください。 後今日、私は椅子に座ってください。私は立ち上がって、私のズボンの湿気があった。FML＜Google Language API翻訳＞ Today, I sat down on a chair after my very large boss sat on it all day. When I got up, my pants were damp. FML ＜Bing Translator API翻訳＞
非常に大規模な上司に一日中座ってください。 後今日、私は椅子に座ってください。私は立ち上がって、私のズボンの湿気があった。FML

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]]> FMyLife FML http://fmylife.sblo.jp/article/55942274.html Sat, 19 May 2012 05:00:41 +0900 Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML＜Bing Translator API翻訳＞今日、私は上昇し、猛烈に地面に 6 歳を着てディズニー プリンセス マスクのグループによって暴行します。FML＜Google Language API翻訳＞ Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML ＜Bing Translator API翻訳＞
今日、私は上昇し、猛烈に地面に 6 歳を着てディズニー プリンセス マスクのグループによって暴行します。FML

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